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if you can’t do your fucking job, we can find someone else who will.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was in a determinedly good mood when she sat down to lunch with reporters yesterday. She entered the room beaming and, over the course of an hour, smiled no fewer than 31 times and got off at least 23 laughs.

But her spirits soured instantly when somebody asked about the anger of the Democratic “base” over her failure to end the war in Iraq.

“Look,” she said, the chicken breast on her plate untouched. “I had, for five months, people sitting outside my home, going into my garden in San Francisco, angering neighbors, hanging their clothes from trees, building all kinds of things — Buddhas? I don’t know what they were — couches, sofas, chairs, permanent living facilities on my front sidewalk.”

Unsmilingly, she continued: “If they were poor and they were sleeping on my sidewalk, they would be arrested for loitering, but because they have ‘Impeach Bush’ across their chest, it’s the First Amendment.”

Though opposed to the war herself, Pelosi has for months been a target of an antiwar movement that believes she hasn’t done enough. Cindy Sheehan has announced a symbolic challenge to Pelosi in California’s 8th Congressional District. And the speaker is seething. Read the rest of this entry »

of course bill doesn’t know what the problem is. he’s the epitome of ignorant white america, who just can’t believe that the coloreds are so polite and well-behaved. of course he thinks he’s being persecuted, because in his mind he wasn’t being an ignorant racist. he was just patting them on the head for good behavior. what’s wrong with that?? and now, doing what the white republican male does best in this country, he’s playing the victim. poor fucking bill again. if only we knew what he was trying to say, we’d realize he’s just a really good guy who loves the blacks. Read the rest of this entry »

oh god, this is like fucking christmas time for jasonC. it really is. first vitter, right-wing hypocrite deluxxx, gets busted. next it’s florida republican, and mccain campaign chair, bob allen, busted for offering $20 to an undercover cop to blow him.

“On 11 July 2007 at approximately 1533 hours I was conducting a plain clothes investigation in the area of 10 Broad Street (Space View Park). I observed a white male driving a silver 4 door Toyota pull into the driveway, which is a roundabout, twice within a matter of moments. I recall this because I was conducting surveillance in an attempt to capture a burglar in a nearby condominium and I was concerned about counter-surveillance.

“I observed Allen walk into the men’s restroom … I then observed Allen leave the restroom and walk towards a park bench. I then entered the bathroom to adjust my police radio. On my way out of the restroom I almost bumped into Allen who was on his way into the restroom again. Allen changed his course of direction when he saw that I was leaving the restroom and went back towards his park bench. I talked with the other officers again and then entered the bathroom and began washing my hands. Allen entered the the restroom behind me and proceeded into the first stall. Read the rest of this entry »