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Archive for June, 2007

if you’ve lost o’reilly, it’s safe to say you’ve lost the country.

“The whole thing is tragic and depressing, complicated and dangerous,” O’Reilly concluded. “After more than four years, Iraq remains a huge stone around America’s neck.”

O’Reilly then turned to former Fox anchor Snow, who argued that “Iraqi security forces … are increasingly on the front lines” and that the Iraqi people have chosen the Iraqi government over al Qaeda and are saying “thank you” to the Americans. Read the rest of this entry »

i don’t think anyone can say it better than jon swift.

In Los Angeles a judge ordered Paris Hilton to come before him and just like those Roman slaves in Spartacus, I, along with millions of Americans, cry out, “I am Paris Hilton!”

What has always made America different from other countries is that every citizen has an equal opportunity to become rich or, at least, to inherit great wealth. That is the American dream. That is why most Americans oppose high taxes for the wealthy and death taxes because they know that someday they might be well off themselves. Read the rest of this entry »

I got my official notification (via email of course) that I made the Dean’s List for the spring term. I’m not quite sure how I managed this, however I feel like the BJs and Cunnilingus could only have helped. Lord knows I went to class hungover and sometimes drunk. Read the rest of this entry »

I know I was just as confused when I saw that as well. Luckily the Washington Post was able to clear it all right up for me.

In Iraq, when Tony Lagouranis interrogated suspects, fear was his friend, his weapon. He saw it seep, dark and shameful, through the crotch of a man’s pants as a dog closed in, barking. He smelled it in prisoners’ sweat, a smoky odor, like a pot of lentils burning. He had touched fear, too, felt it in their fingers, their chilled skin trembling. Read the rest of this entry »